Hullo

[xp_loa]

Hi guys, my name is Alani Ryan. I’ve blogged before but this format is a strange new world for me. A little bit about myself, I was born in New Zealand, raised in Hawaii where I have lived most of my life, was gonna be a professional surfer then -- Surprise! I’m a mutant! I’m an MRA (Mutants Rights Activist, not that other MRA) and I’m doing my best. I consume too much coffee and at this point I’m pretty sure I need it to live. I have a collection of cool mugs which hold the coffee that has replaced my life blood. I like Brooklyn Nine Nine and I am under the firm belief that ice cream is the best thing to happen to this planet.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, and before I open the floor for questions, look at my FAQ first:

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[xp_havok]

Wait are you - wait.

DUDE.

Yo, welcome. I'm Alex, amateur pretty much everything. How goes?

[xp_rogue]

Hey Alani! Welcome to the zoo, sugar!

I'm Rogue: resident artist/counsellor/Danger Room trainer/whatever. If you ever need anything, let me know :)

[xp_wildchild]

Noice. (I watch like way too much of that show)

I'm Kyle Gibney, I am not the maintenance dude even if I'm the dude doing maintenance right now - it's totally a thing, I keep getting roped back into it, I am actual facts the 'if you need alternative schooling' coordinator and tutor and also the idek what my title is over at whatever Clint Barton's calling us these days over in the refurbed chapel on the grounds.

my intros were a lot easier when I just taught English geez

[xp_bevatron]

Mutant Rights...you I like.

I am Jean-Phillipe, militant gay French mutant and ex-Brotherhood troublemaker. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[xp_darcy]

I'm Darcy, and I like cats, baking, and giving people gold stars when they take care of themselves properly.

[xp_spectrum]

Hey, I remember you from a streamed vid of one of the protests you spoke at! Welcome to Xavier's! I'm Monica, Nica for short, and I'm a freshman at NYU. I'm a... what did Doc Richards call it... an "electromagnetic conductor", which is science talk for "my mutation lets me tune into certain parts of the EM spectrum and turn into light or x-rays and stuff". If it doesn't bother you to talk about, what is it you can do? Besides surf and public speak and generally be awesome?

[xp_eriment]

Hi! I'm Miles. I just started my sophomore year at Columbia but I come to the mansion a lot because everyone misses me all the time 😄

[xp_olaris]

Welcome to the Madhouse. I am Lorna Summers.

We have several things in common, one is the surfing and the coffee is our life blood. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask.

[xp_meggan]

Welcome, Alani--I'm Meggan Szardos. It's great to you have you here!

[xp_skin]

Hey Alani. I'm Angelo, one of the resident lawyers and also involved with the Underground.

[xp_longshot]

Hello! Welcome! I've had lots of fun before in both NZ and the islands! We should totally talk about it, like that one time I survived for a week on the slopes of Mount Kilauea.

Ah. Good, probably mind-controlled, times. Still awesome.

[xp_iceman]

B99 is dope, yo. And so is ice cream.

Welcome and stuff!

[xp_echo]

Chief weirdo has a nice ring to it, title wise.

[xp_echo]

Your enthusiasm is showing.

Alani, I'm Maya. Also 'Nica's roommate. Don't remember seeing the talk 'Nica mentioned but anyone willing to stand up and be counted is alright by me.

[xp_loa]

I am infact Dude, it’s my Christian name.

Nice to meet you, Alex! It goes, and that’s good enough for me.

[xp_loa]

Hi Rogue! Thank you for the offer, I will definitely be taking you up on it in the near future.

[xp_loa]

Toit. (I have rewatched it so much, please stop me.)

Nice to meet you, Kyle! I don’t think I need any alternative schooling or tutoring, and I’m not going to lie I don’t know what to make of the end of that sentence. Sounds like you do a lot, so I won’t even bug you for maintenance things if I come across one.

Since you dropped English though - favorite book?

[xp_loa]

Pleasures all mine, Jean-Phillipe! I’d love to hear your opinions on the current climate of Mutant Rights if you’d be available for coffee! Or anything, doesn’t have to be coffee.

[xp_loa]

Hello, Darcy, nice to meet you! I’m intrigued by these gold stars and baked goods. How well do I have to take care of myself to acquire both?

[xp_rogue]

Anytime, sugar :) Hope you settle in quick!

[xp_loa]

Well I hope you liked it! Or at least are willing to tell me if you didn't like it and why. Thank you for the welcome, Nica. That's so cool! Would you mind showing me some time? Doesn't bother me at all, but I don't exactly have a science explanation.

I say I wreck things, because it's what I know, if that makes sense. I can go through things, but they fall apart afterwards. And I glow when it happens. That's what you were asking right? Sorry. I can also catch M&Ms in my mouth very well, but it's nothing to write home about.

[xp_loa]

It's nice to meet you, Maya. Thank you for thinking that. Always glad to be counted somewhere.

[xp_loa]

Hello, Miles! And may I say - Hot damn! That's impressive! What are you majoring in?

[xp_loa]

At least it's not the jungle. Nice to meet you, Lorna Summers.

Exciting! If I need a transfusion, can I hit you up?

[xp_loa]

Thank you, Meggan! I'm very happy to be here and feeling very welcome.

[xp_loa]

We have much to talk about one day, Angelo the lawyer.

[xp_loa]

You're that crazy wilderness guy, aren't you?! Survivalist. Oh my god! Did they really just drop you off places?
I'm so sorry. I was not expecting this.

Big fan of your surviving places, though.

[xp_loa]

Together, they are a match in heaven.

Thank you!

[xp_loa]

Me too!

Oh, actual question, actually. What kind of art, if you don't mind me asking?

[xp_rogue]

Well, I mean, I guess I specialize in drawing and painting, but I kinda do a little bit of everything. I was trained as an art therapist :)

Anything in particular you like to do? The boathouse is really my unofficial studio, so if you ever wanna come check it out, feel free! Mi casa es su casa and all!

[xp_darcy]

Gold stars require doing basics like eating, hydrating with something that isn't just soda/coffee/espresso shots/alcohol, not blowing up the lab, not leaving lab specimens in a place where unsuspecting interns might drink themlabeling experiments appropriately, sleeping, etc.

Baking is more "Darcy is full of stress and the cat doesn't want to cuddle so she's stress baking come eat." Which is... a lot, lately.

[xp_loa]

That’s awesome! I’m not actually much of an artist - though I draw a mean stick figure.

But I would love to see your art! Which is why I asked.

[xp_loa]

Oh man, I’m moderately good at some of those things!! And I don’t even tend to go in labs, so yay me!

Dang. I know this wasn’t the point you were trying to make, but can I see, or one day meet, your cat? I promise to be very gentle.

[xp_eriment]

Statistics! It's the fun math.

[xp_loa]

I’m going to have to take your word for it, because I’m shit at maths. But, still very exciting!

[xp_darcy]

Absolutely, she's very friendly and would probably do a sit and purr if you are still long enough. :) Just don't touch her belly. It's a trap full of claws and teeth.

[xp_loa]

Aaa!! That sounds adorable! Dangerous AND adorable!

[xp_darcy]

It's a lot of ARGH NO MY HANDS AND FACE but yes. Adorable and dangerous.

[xp_loa]

Ahhhh!! YES! That is what I want to hear!

[xp_rogue]

Anytime, sugar!