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[xp_loa]

I'm gonna cry, how is it July??? Who wants to sit out next to the pool with me and live our hot girl summer?

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[xp_colossus]

Well, I'm not a girl and only questionably hot but I could use a nice swim outdoors. Good for cardio.

[xp_banshee]

You know, I've been meaning to speak with you about your powers. I knew a lad once who could turn himself to tree bark. Maybe while we're at the pool?

[xp_colossus]

You must enjoy watching me sink to the bottom and stay there.

[xp_banshee]

Well, that's not what I meant, but I can certainly see how you got there. It does beg the question, though - do you need to breathe in your metal form?

[xp_colossus]

I don't. I can if I want to, but I don't need to.

If I want to talk, I need to breathe. And I can talk as Colossus. But I have no biological need to breathe as Colossus - why, I don't know. I'm guessing things are so well-tuned that what's in my blood already is good enough.

[xp_loa]

Pyotr, hot girl summer is a plane of existence, not a gender requirement, so yes, join. I...truly forget that it's good cardio for people who aren't kinda water based, can't even really use it as a work out anymore.

[xp_colossus]

Hot Girl Summer isn't a thing in Siberia to my knowledge.

[xp_mayhem]

That's because Siberia is cold, Petey.

[xp_colossus]

You don't say? I hadn't noticed. ;)

[xp_mayhem]

Of course not, you're practically a polar bear.

[xp_colossus]

I'm not as bad as those crazy bastards up north who get heatstroke when the temperature goes above zero.

[xp_mayhem]

You just want an excuse to run around in those impossibly tiny shorts.

[xp_colossus]

I want the excuse, or you want the excuse to watch?

[xp_mayhem]

I don't need an excuse, it's not like your actual gym shorts are much longer.