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[xp_loa]

I'm gonna cry, how is it July??? Who wants to sit out next to the pool with me and live our hot girl summer?

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[xp_mayhem]

I've got a sunhat and a bikini.

[xp_banshee]

I've got a sunhat I've been meaning to use. Since it's warm enough, I really have no excuse not to use it this weekend. Should we do something of a pool party, do you think?

[xp_loa]

Yes, yes, yes, pool party time!

[xp_banshee]

Would you like to make the announcement official, or just let it spread by word of mouth. I know a lovely watermelon daiquiri recipe, it just needs a bit of clear rum or vodka to spice it up a bit. And food. Mayhaps we can convince someone to break out the grills again. I know we only put them away a few days ago, but surely a pool party deserves food.

[xp_mayhem]

The person with the high metabolism isn't going to say no to snacks at the pool!

[xp_banshee]

Lovely. Any particulars you'd like?

[xp_loa]

Perfect, join me! Please 💕

[xp_mayhem]

Of course!

[xp_colossus]

Well, I'm not a girl and only questionably hot but I could use a nice swim outdoors. Good for cardio.

[xp_banshee]

You know, I've been meaning to speak with you about your powers. I knew a lad once who could turn himself to tree bark. Maybe while we're at the pool?

[xp_colossus]

You must enjoy watching me sink to the bottom and stay there.

[xp_banshee]

Well, that's not what I meant, but I can certainly see how you got there. It does beg the question, though - do you need to breathe in your metal form?

[xp_colossus]

I don't. I can if I want to, but I don't need to.

If I want to talk, I need to breathe. And I can talk as Colossus. But I have no biological need to breathe as Colossus - why, I don't know. I'm guessing things are so well-tuned that what's in my blood already is good enough.

[xp_loa]

Pyotr, hot girl summer is a plane of existence, not a gender requirement, so yes, join. I...truly forget that it's good cardio for people who aren't kinda water based, can't even really use it as a work out anymore.

[xp_colossus]

Hot Girl Summer isn't a thing in Siberia to my knowledge.

[xp_mayhem]

That's because Siberia is cold, Petey.

[xp_colossus]

You don't say? I hadn't noticed. ;)

[xp_mayhem]

Of course not, you're practically a polar bear.

[xp_colossus]

I'm not as bad as those crazy bastards up north who get heatstroke when the temperature goes above zero.

[xp_mayhem]

You just want an excuse to run around in those impossibly tiny shorts.

[xp_colossus]

I want the excuse, or you want the excuse to watch?

[xp_mayhem]

I don't need an excuse, it's not like your actual gym shorts are much longer.

[xp_darcy]

if i sit at the pool too long it'll be crispy girl summer, but i'll slather on the sunscreen and come out for a while

[xp_banshee]

Please do. I've got all the zinc based sunscreen I could fit in my checked bag back from Ireland. It's best for those of us who tend to burn.

[xp_darcy]

half the fun is getting someone to rub it into my back, so we're not skipping sunscreen day.

[xp_topaz]

Do you need the rest of the summer off to live out your dreams?

[xp_blink]

always hot girl summer when you're around.

and me.

[xp_bevatron]

I may not be a girl, but I am certainly ready to be hot for the summer.