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[xp_loa]

man, we should get a chicken coop.

for curiosity's sake, who would i talk to about that getting one?

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[xp_wildchild]

You should email MsYolkoOno@actuallyaskKyledotcom

(we have... a pen, kinda, for one chicken, and her tiny little chicken house, it needs work)

[xp_loa]

Point me in the direction of this pen, and I will make it a coop - or I will start, and gently ask for help as needed

(WAIT DO WE ALREADY HAVE ONE SINGULAR CHICKEN????)

[xp_wildchild]

YEP. I bought her when I was totally high on vicodin after getting my ass kicked and set on fire. Or ... when I got smushed. I can't remember.

REGARDLESS. Yes, we have one chicken, her name is Yolko Ono and she is fluffy and sweet and sometimes lays eggs.

[xp_loa]

AMAZING!!! I WOULD LIKE TO MEET HER, PLEASE!

[xp_wildchild]

Give me a few to find warm socks and I'll walk you over. She's friendly, also probably has an egg sitting b/c she didn't have one yesterday.

[xp_darcy]

She needs friends, so you need to start working on your egg and yolk puns.

[xp_wildchild]

I GOT A LIST.

okay, first of all, if we get roosters we could name them

bRooster Banner
or
Captain Eggmerica

[xp_loa]

Uhhhh

Twocock Shakur
Cocky Balboa
John Cocktrain

(please feel free to steal, I don't know about raising roosters but they're hilarious names)

[xp_cypher]

Genghis Hen

[xp_darcy]

have you been subjected to the crowing of a rooster because i do not want that energy in my life.

[xp_wildchild]

Neighbor had chickens growing up. I totes did.

That's why I've got a stack of soundproofing tiles in the shed.

[xp_darcy]

Fair, I'll accept roosters that don't wake me up at dawn. Or 2am. Or whenever they decide the moon is too bright. 4 pm.

Lived off-campus at Culver part of the year, one of the neighbors had this absolutely dumber-than-bricks rooster that liked to crow just to hear itself. All day, all night.