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[xp_loa]

I turned the tv on and there is a hockey team with a pissed off penguin apparently? Why is he so angry?? Quick someone explain hockey to me and why players (not the goalie) can apparently just be in the goal area??

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[xp_darcy]

But gritty is from PHILLY. It's not the same sort of chaos. Or maybe it is. I'll defer to your ~native new yorker~ expertise.

[xp_daredevil]

Philly is a different kind of chaos than New York. New York is more...abrasive hating everything chaos of too many people in too small of an area. Philly is more like "revolutionary fuck you."

but you gotta respect.

[xp_darcy]

I do appreciate a good revolutionary fuck you, maybe that's why I enjoy gritty so much.

[xp_daredevil]

the red coats had to go

[xp_darcy]

The jokes write themselves when the lawyer who literally wears a primarily red coat says this without twitching with laughter, tbh.

[xp_daredevil]

it's RED?!!? I HAD NO IDEA!

[xp_darcy]

You're such a little shit, babe.

[xp_daredevil]

well, yeah.

I thought that was obvious?

[xp_darcy]

Ugh, stop that, you're making me want to smoosh your face and also smother your face. I can feel your smug THROUGH THE SCREEN.

[xp_daredevil]

that is a common response to me, yes.

should I have foggy order you a tshirt?

[xp_darcy]

Yes, absolutely, I'll feed him spicy foods and we can complain about how ridiculous you are as a human being. Lovingly.

[xp_daredevil]

he will be delighted.

[xp_darcy]

it's nice to have friends that understand your particular brand of ridiculous :p