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[xp_loa]

I turned the tv on and there is a hockey team with a pissed off penguin apparently? Why is he so angry?? Quick someone explain hockey to me and why players (not the goalie) can apparently just be in the goal area??

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[xp_darcy]

I do appreciate a good revolutionary fuck you, maybe that's why I enjoy gritty so much.

[xp_daredevil]

the red coats had to go

[xp_darcy]

The jokes write themselves when the lawyer who literally wears a primarily red coat says this without twitching with laughter, tbh.

[xp_daredevil]

it's RED?!!? I HAD NO IDEA!

[xp_darcy]

You're such a little shit, babe.

[xp_daredevil]

well, yeah.

I thought that was obvious?

[xp_darcy]

Ugh, stop that, you're making me want to smoosh your face and also smother your face. I can feel your smug THROUGH THE SCREEN.

[xp_daredevil]

that is a common response to me, yes.

should I have foggy order you a tshirt?

[xp_darcy]

Yes, absolutely, I'll feed him spicy foods and we can complain about how ridiculous you are as a human being. Lovingly.

[xp_daredevil]

he will be delighted.

[xp_darcy]

it's nice to have friends that understand your particular brand of ridiculous :p