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[xp_loa]

I need to make adult friends (who aren't the adult person of kids I tutor) so I can drink a glass of alcohol with them.
Pros: I'm fucking great and only drink one drink, so I can wingman you OR keep creeps away.
Cons: I only drink one drink, so we can never do drunk karaoke.

Please submit your application to be my alcoholic beverage drinking friend.

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[xp_banshee]

Consider me all signed up and applied, then. What's something you'd like to do?

[xp_loa]

Accepted! See, I don't know what other adults do aside from what's on sitcoms and I don't think I'm ready for that. Currently, I just drink a glass of wine and paint one of my succulents. That's totally something you can do with others, right?