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[xp_loa]

I need to make adult friends (who aren't the adult person of kids I tutor) so I can drink a glass of alcohol with them.
Pros: I'm fucking great and only drink one drink, so I can wingman you OR keep creeps away.
Cons: I only drink one drink, so we can never do drunk karaoke.

Please submit your application to be my alcoholic beverage drinking friend.

Comments

[xp_blackcat]

Babe! Why is this not being texted directly at me?

[xp_loa]

I assumed you had much cooler drinking buddies, I guess. 😉 ALSO SAW YOUR STORY -- HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! 🎉🍾 Mine's Friday, so how about I buy you a birthday drink?

[xp_blackcat]

I'd love that; I'd forgotten how different birthdays are with strangers. Let's go out, we can wear something sparkly

[xp_loa]

Oh god, yes please! Something sparkly and maybe those cheap birthday tiaras.

[xp_sylocke]

If you would be so inclined I may take you up on this after being released from the wretched ankle brace I am currently forced to wear?

[xp_loa]

Definitely! There will be a drink with your name on it, when you're all healed up. 😉

[xp_banshee]

Consider me all signed up and applied, then. What's something you'd like to do?

[xp_loa]

Accepted! See, I don't know what other adults do aside from what's on sitcoms and I don't think I'm ready for that. Currently, I just drink a glass of wine and paint one of my succulents. That's totally something you can do with others, right?

[xp_bruiser]

Me! Me! Pick me! (and everyone else so we can have a DRINK BRIGADE!)

[xp_loa]

Yes! Picked! And oh my god, yessss, I love it. "Drink Brigade, coming to a bar near you"