Library Status: Closed

[xp_loa]

Hey all, the library is closed for Holi today.

(And if you're feeling adventurous, there are some very special balloons around. 😉)

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

"Special" balloons.

Hope you know, this means war.

[xp_darcy]

The colored sand look is good for you.

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean, I can't really tell, but I'm 100% taking your word for it.

[xp_darcy]

You look great, bro. Matt too.. but he's an exceptionally easy target today. ;)

[xp_loa]

I have never done anything wrong in my life and am not ready for war 😩

[xp_hawkeye]

Just chuck some balloons back at me, I'm a very large target. Which doesn't mean I won't dodge, but.

[xp_daredevil]

you've done one thing wrong.

you didn't attack back in color war!!

[xp_wildchild]

Clinto, is there a reason that color bomb was aimed AT MY ASS?

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean. Is there a reason it shouldn't've been?

[xp_wildchild]

I mean no, I just wanna know why my ass specifically. It's you, I know it was a decision, you don't miss.

[xp_hawkeye]

I don't, you're right. Seemed nicer to aim for that than the spot between your shoulder blades nobody can reach.

[xp_cypher]

oh

oh dear

Guess who woke up and chose aEsThEtIc

(it's the tiny friendos)

[xp_tarot]

Have you considered showing them sleeve tattoos and just having one long-term to explain why your arm is oddly coloured?

[xp_cypher]

I have considered it, yes.

Mostly the friendos need to learn to have some modicum of chill and sustain one look first. :P

[xp_tarot]

Can you loan them your one (1) chill?

[xp_darcy]

They're beautiful and I love them.

[xp_cypher]

Well, they seem to like you too, so...

[xp_darcy]

Well gosh, I'd hope so.

[xp_topaz]

The nanites win Holi

[xp_mayhem]

Got hit with one of my own damn balloons.

Danger sense doesn't work on things that won't actually hurt you if you made them yourself, apparently.

[xp_changeling]

That was a new bespoke Gieves & Hawkes suit which was just shipped from London last week. Midnight blue Guanashina wool blend. Very nearly paid for out of my own pocket because it was so beautifully crafted.

And now, it is, like myself, covered in colorfully dyed sand.

I do not currently have someone to blame, but rest assured, that will change soon enough. And when it does...

when it does...

[xp_mayhem]

Oh. Oh no, were you in a doorway when this happened? If so, I apologize. Those go off when my webs dissolve, regardless of what might be underneath.

[xp_changeling]

I was underneath. In my new suit.

[xp_mayhem]

That's very unfortunate timing. Well, I don't have bespoke suit money and I imagine it needs special dry cleaning or hand washing, so I'm willing to make this up to you some other way. Car tune-up? Grilled cheese?

[xp_blackcat]

On the list of people to blame it so far consists of...

Yourself
Yourself
Yourself
Seriously, this day happens every year
Yourself

[xp_changeling]

I'm sending you undercover in Jersey for a month, Hardy. Go get yourself a perm.

[xp_blackcat]

Pretty sure the guy who ruined his suit because he can't read a calendar doesn't get to boss around the dumb blonde who somehow still managed to wear a hat and black clothes today.

[xp_changeling]

Two months. Work on your cannolis.

[xp_blackcat]

Babe if you wanted me to cook for you you should have just asked. I would have said no, like I'm doing right now, but still.

[xp_tarot]

no New Jersey. Yes Cannoli

[xp_mayhem]

You have some powerful and slightly terrifying energy.

[xp_blackcat]

This is the album title of my BLANK cover band and I like it

[xp_topaz]

Ah..... Happy Holi?

[xp_tarot]

You look beautiful.

[xp_jubilee]

The Colour really brings out the look of murder on your face.

[xp_topaz]

Why do I ALWAYS get hit with pink?

[xp_darcy]

Because it looks fantastic on you, sweetie.

I had some unfortunate mixing of green and pink on the leg of my jeans.

[xp_tarot]

Today I have discovered that I can use my precognition to guess which doorways will be rigged with coloured powder in colours I look good in.


Whoever picked the gold and silver powder, I and my hair applaud you, please let me purchase for you a brunch or breakfast smoothie or sandwich of your choosing.

[xp_spectrum]

Don't worry about the icon, I'm not actually mad. Just showing off my Holi hat, which is now a complete rainbow. And my hair isn't.

Of course, I could just go visible light waves for the whole day, but where's the fun in that?