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[xp_loa]

Hey all, so I really fucked up my time management today and I was out in the city most of the day, but I found out I was expecting some chicks (baby chickens, not a booty call) to be delivered. Anyone seen them?

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[xp_banshee]

I haven't, but I can look -- might be a good idea to check with Kyle. No one's allowed beyond the main gate, even for deliveries.

[xp_darcy]

..I get to cuddle them, right

[xp_wildchild]

I got 'em chickens. They're hanging out in the big henhouse and I moved Yolko to a pen so she can acclimate and stop yelling at them.

[xp_loa]

True true true, thank you for that reminder, dear. 💖

[xp_loa]

OH NO! Tell Yolko I'm sorry if you see her first, this was not my intentions. I just wanted eggs (and baby chickens). But, I'll bring the chicken food I made to the them and maybe the little treat will endear them to Yolko? 🤔

[xp_loa]

Of course! I mean you WERE the person who sent me a majority of my chicken resources and information. I assumed you would be naming one of the little girls, honestly.

[xp_darcy]

Fuzzy babies! I'm very excited. Will probably leave the naming to people who are better at coming up with eggcellent puns on the fly.

[xp_loa]

They are pecky little fuzz balls who I love dearly. I believe in you, but also all I've got is I named one of the lavender's Audrey Henburn. Couldn't come up with something for Wini Shaw, but I'm working on it. 🤔

[xp_darcy]

I got nothing for Wini Shaw. Goldie Hen? Eggatha Christie or Agatha Clucksie? Mary Cluckins?

[xp_loa]

And you wanted to pass the honor of naming a chick to someone who "are better at coming up with eggcellent puns
???? I think not. Eggatha Clucksie might be too powerful of a name, huh?

[xp_darcy]

We do not want them scrambled because they crushed under the weight of such eggnificence.

[xp_wildchild]

She's fine, she's just being a big baby about babies in her space.

[xp_wildchild]

PLEASE NAME ONE THAT. I WILL BUY YOU A PIZZA.

[xp_loa]

Alright bet. We gotta cash in on those punny names anyway, right?

(WELL, Darcy my dearest, looks like we have a Eggatha Clucksie on our hands, because I love free food.)

[xp_darcy]

Hopefully she can live up to such lofty eggspectations.

Kyle better spring for the good pizza.

[xp_blink]

girl, do you misplace your chicks or they will think you don't love them

[xp_daredevil]

how many side chicks you need?!

[xp_loa]

They’re only little, they won’t even remember! And I’ve made them food!! That makes up for the trauma, everyone knows that.

[xp_loa]

Yes. (Read: Many, potentially all.)

[xp_daredevil]

let me teach you my ways

[xp_loa]

Yes, I thought you'd never offer. 🙏

[xp_daredevil]

mind reading is my of of my powers