Library Status: DO NOT ENTER

[xp_loa]

Just saw Arthur's post which explains whatever the fuck is going on at the library. I ask that you DO NOT enter even though the doors are open, as all the of the books have decided to yeet themselves open and will not close because FUCK ME THAT'S WHY. If you are looking for a book or were going to idle through the library, please email me and I will find, set aside, and/or bring you a selection.

Insert: Someone owes me something here

Comments

[xp_darcy]

Aw shit. Uh... I can pick you up something on my way home from the range this afternoon? Beverage, snack treat, something reasonable? And I'll help you clean up the library once the books want to behave.

[xp_longshot]

We're trying to figure out the rules here but

Is it all books or just some books?
Anything else happening in the library that isn't the norm?

[xp_loa]

Coffee ice cream? Or I will swing down for the alcohol and take anything you have up for grabs. And thank you, I would appreciate it! I 100% thought "They know I'm not the real librarian and they are angry!" when it happened.

[xp_loa]

It looks like some stayed shelved and/or otherwise will close -- they're more general stuff. The ones that won't close seem like a lot of fiction, if I had to make an overarching assumption. Aside from the books and doors not closing, that seems to be about it. You're free to come look because you might pick up on a rule better than I. 😩

[xp_darcy]

The books miss Topaz too? Checks. But yes, I'll grab you a pint of coffee ice cream on my way home.

[xp_loa]

Thank you 🥺 I will now absolutely body one person of your choosing for you.

[xp_darcy]

You're a gem! :D

[xp_hawkeye]

You're not Topaz. What're you doing making library rules?

[xp_loa]

I'm Topaz 2.0 - taller, faster, stronger. (I joke because emotions are hard.)

Topaz got eaten by Avalon, she hasn't come back yet. So, because I was the assistant librarian, I have been promoted against my will.

[xp_hawkeye]

Excuse me. Eaten by Avalon? Nevermind.

[xp_loa]

Yeah, sorry, I am not the person to ask about that. There have been groups working on it, and my library problem seems to be a backlash from one of them.